Spaceballs

Those resourceful souls at https://shootingpeople.org have got hold of NASA’s list of the videos available for the astronauts on board the International Space Station (unless it’s a spoof – needless to say I haven’t checked properly). Naturally, the list has much blackly comic potential, not least with such fate-tempting titles as:

2010: The Year We Make Contact
Armageddon
Black Hawk Down
Breach
Cast Away
Crash
Gone With the Wind
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Legends of the Fall
Man on Fire
Mission Impossible III
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Something’s Gotta Give
Star Wars I-VI
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Tombstone

Interestingly, Armageddon features a Russian astronaut who’s gone crazy after spending months alone on a space station. It’s probably just as well that the library doesn’t contain the all-time-greatest ‘going-mad-on-a-space-station’ film, Andrei Tarkovsky’s Solaris or such guaranteed paranoia-inducers as 2001: A Space Odyssey and Alien, although they do have a copy of Ron Howard’s more redemptive Apollo 13. The Space Station’s library of books is pretty interesting as well – loads of science fiction, with Isaac Asimov ranking as most popular author. Neatly inverting the space theme, however, they also have a copy of Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.

Mondo Porno

The bidding war for the Leighton Meester sex tape has allegedly reached the $1 million mark. Ironically, a couple of years ago Leighton appeared in the James Woods TV series Shark – in an episode entitled ‘Porn Free’.

Man Of The Momus

They say that con artists favour an ‘educated Scottish’ accent, and listening to Momus - the artist formerly known as Nick Currie - it’s easy to see why. I always had him pegged as a part-time musician and full-time enigma, but he recently turned up on Cherry Red TV to reveal himself as a thoroughly marvellous raconteur. Filmed in an hour-long conversation with Cherry Red supremo Iain McNay, Momus is witty, perceptive and full of understated charm. He shares illuminating memories of music industry mavericks like Mike Alway and Alan McGee, tells the stories behind some of his more famous songs like ‘The Homosexual’ and ‘The Hairstyle of the Devil’, and reveals why his 1988 album had to be renamed ‘Tender Pervert’. Great accent too.

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