Remember, it's Stephen Hawking’s Universe – we just live in it…

Go jump down a black hole, Professor Brian Cox - with your 'Wonders Of The Solar System' and your pop star hair.

Stephen Hawking releases his 'Universe' DVD on 1 June 2010 - and you can damn well call him 'Sir'.

Things that keep us awake all night with worry...

Man Or Myth?

Two new films released almost simultaneously. Spot any similarities?

Percy Jackson (above)

Perseus (below)

Hair Apparent

Nic Cage's hair is getting supernatural again!

Season Of The Witch (above)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice (below)

Keynsham, Mon Amour

Looks like the beloved Cadbury's factory at Keynsham, just outside Bristol is safe - for now.

But having fallen prey to a hostile takeover from Kraft, is it just a case of 'out of the chocolate and into the shit'?

Hands off our Curly Wurlys, you greedy Yanks!